Anonymous asked: idk if you realize this but you are kinda of talking negatively about mayla.. "grumpy mayla" "balistic" "freaking out" she's 3 months old...
Somethin tells me you aren’t a parent. What do you want me to say? “Yes Mayla was wonderful this morning, she lovingly screamed for hours, gently scratched the hell out of my face, and calmly ripped off of my nipple repeatedly for hours and finally screamed for one more beautiful hour before falling asleep for the first time since 4 am”Nowhere did I show any indication towards feeling angry or negative about Mayla I’m just describing her behavior, which has been grumpy and ballistic!
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
Pregnancy is stopping to push on your belly every now and then to make sure your baby is still moving.
Parenting is looking at your baby every ten seconds to make sure they’re still breathing.
The worrying will never end.
Glad I’m not the only one who did and does this lol